hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via spork)

Different dick everynight

(Source: zayns1d, via itsalongwalk)

rnackenzie:

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you

(via imanotherachel)

rlmjob:

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

(via imanotherachel)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via imanotherachel)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via parkingstrange)

n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness, via definitive)