terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

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fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

(via prongsmydeer)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via thwaggity)